Love Potion Number Nine / Neil Diamond

Love Potion Number Nine / Neil Diamond     I took my troubles down to Madam Ruth You know, that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She"s got a pad down on 34th and Vine sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine I told her that I was a flop with chicks I"ve been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said, "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine"   She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said I"m gonna mix it up right here in the sink It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes I took a drink   I didn"t know if it was day or night, I started kissin" everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine   Love Potion Number Nine, Love Potion Number Nine Love Potion Number Nine   .... Oh ....